I want everyone to pay there bills

Lol I saw this one too on Whatsapp, read and laugh.
James walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man "Please give me N2,500 isiewu (Goat head) and Big Stout and then give everyone a N5,000 isiewu [Goat Head in Igbo language]and Big Stout because when I eat I want everyone to eat." The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else theirs.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted another order " Give me a bottle of brandy (mellow wood) and give everybody else a bottle of whiskey (Johnny walker black label) because when I drink I want everybody to drink." Everyone was happy and singing James' praises saying "He is the man".
When James finished his drink he shouted again " Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs."

His burial is this Saturday. He was beaten to death.

So if you were in those men shoes, what would ya have done.

I remain ma humble self , Paul Akuj da Hybrid Aka The_real_hybrid and also follow me on Instagram @Shunhybrid
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