Imagine if animals were to be on facebook, there fb post and chats would be like

Saw this one on Smart Rim Mayana's time line.

Imagine if animals were to be on facebook,we'll be seeing posts and comments like............
MOSQUITO WALL POST:😁😁😄
finally PHCN don off light,blood sucking things..
COMMENTS:
a):fuck up,dey don put on gen 4 my area😢😢😢
b)abeg bros which area u dey?my people don fleet house oh😕😕
DOG WALL POST😦😦😦
Na wa oh.....i neva even stay reach 5 mins,all these calabar people don dey eye me..*ghost mode activated,them no go see me*escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS:
My neighbour nah calabar too,the man eyes no good for where dogs dey....i go bite am soon😠😠😠😠
RAT WALL POST😧😥😦
omo nah die i dey oh....no food for my master kitchen... na him books and certificate go suffer am, he think say i come im house to watch tv Mtchew!!
COMMENT
ur master stingy oo, chop im wife own too 😏
HE-GOAT WALL POST😍😍😜
heat mood activated, any she goat online 4 s*x chat please?
COMMENT
She goat: @he goat ,u're a capital BIG FOOL
he goat: @she goat:pretender,as if u no dey interested. carry ur smelling backside comot 4 here joor
COCK WALL POST😟😟
All this hen go dey run lyk say dey no like me. But if u catch dem, dem go obey quickly, set 4 our usual style.....yeye ashawo hen ...lol
COMMENT
1) ur own beta nah, u dey still catch dem, d ones for my area na fast nd furious ooo....i don pursue tire conji wan kill me
2) My guy d ones for my area too spoil dey don finish my strength 😂😂😂