What Soccer Intelligence can do when ya wonna date a girl

What Soccer Intelligence can do when ya wonna date a girl
Another Whatsapp Joke lol..

Me: Babe I really want U 2 be
mine
.
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
.
Me: Goalposts have keeper but
strikers still score.
.
Girl: Lol! U look like a defender in
this one then.
.
Me: Sergio Ramos is a defender
but He has scored in 2
champions
league finals.
.
Girl: Whatever Dude! And besides
my boyfriend is tall and rich.
.
Me: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but
Messi still chipped Him.
.
Girl: Lol! But U know that Messi is
richer than Manuel Neuer right?
.
Me: Sure I know but Messi isn't
taller dan Him, so that is 1 - 1 and
that was all Barcelona needed to
oust Chelsea and move on to win
the champions league that year.
So?
.
Girl: U never give up do U?
.
Me: Chile kept playing for 99
years before they went in to win
the
copa America. And then won it
back to back.. So?
.
Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of
soccer will really take U to places.
.
Me: Lol, surely will and the next
destination is your heart.
.
Girl: U know I could just block U
now?
.
Me: In 2006 Petr Cech tried
blocking Stephen Hunt from
scoring,
Cech ended up hurting Himself
alone.
.
Girl: Loool! U are genius, call me
I'll be free this weekend!!!.... �
What Soccer Intelligence can do when ya wonna date a girl What Soccer Intelligence can do when ya wonna date a girl Reviewed by Shun Hybrid on 10/05/2016 10:01:00 pm Rating: 5

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