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[Jokes]: I only heard My Name


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I only heard My Name
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I Only Heard My Name

Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.​
​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"​
​Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"​
​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​
​Ekene didn't respond.
​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Enema answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested.

​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​
​Boss answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"​
​Boss didn't answer​.
​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.​
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.
​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.​
​Ekene called, "Madam!
​Madam answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​
​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​

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About Paul Akuj Da Hybrid

Paul Akuj Maduagwu aka Paul Akuj Da Hybrid is a 19 year old blogger. He started blogging at the age of 17, October 2015. Paul Akuj is also a Musician and goes by the stage name "Shun Hybrid". He is someone who enjoys what he loves doing and that is blogging,rapping,learning cool stuffs and playing with the computer. Follow me on Social Media @Shunhybrid and keep on visiting my blog. Thanks #Paulakujdahybrid #shunhybrid

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