[Jokes]: I only heard My Name


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I only heard My Name
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I Only Heard My Name

Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.​
​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"​
​Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"​
​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​
​Ekene didn't respond.
​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Enema answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested.

​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​
​Boss answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"​
​Boss didn't answer​.
​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.​
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.
​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.​
​Ekene called, "Madam!
​Madam answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​
​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​

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[Jokes]: I only heard My Name [Jokes]: I only heard My Name Reviewed by Paul Akuj Da Hybrid on 7/09/2017 03:10:00 pm Rating: 5

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